He was legitimately my best friend [….] Every title I’ve ever won, I would always take a picture with Asparagus with the title and proclaim him the champion. He was a very special dog.
These Survivor Series graphics are cool Pt. 2
We’re two guys who weren’t supposed to make it. Two guys who weren’t supposed to be here. He’s ‘skinny fat,’ I am ‘too small.’ We are not prototypical WWE Superstars.
How many chairs does he need?!
Daniel Bryan d. The Miz and John Morrison in a Triple Threat Submissions Count Anywhere match to retain the United States Championship - Hell in a Cell 2010