gf: come over :)
me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon: i can’t
gf: i’ll have sex with you
me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon:
In his first act as General Manager, Paul Heyman booked a handicap match with Undertaker facing Brock Lesnar and The Big Show. The stipulation was that if he won, Undertaker could choose to face any superstar at any event. As a fallen and victorious Undertaker laid in the entryway McMahon began screaming at him, saying that he would never be WWE Champion again as long as he was alive and that he demanded to know what kind of match Undertaker would seek now that he could pick anyone to face at anytime.
A visionary Vince McMahon takes it all in and takes a Picture of the Wrestlemania XXX set!
Stone Cold Steve Austin pours cement in Mr. McMahon’s Corvette
WWF Raw - October 12th, 1998
If you haven’t seen this clip, then you haven’t been watching wrestling long. This is one of the most infamous moments in WWF/E history. Austin was a permanent thorn in the side of Mr. McMahon, who at the time, continued to screw Austin out of the WWF Championship. Austin got more and more fed up with the bullshit, so he did what any beer swilling redneck would do: stole a cement truck and filled up McMahon’s prized Corvette with cement!
Stone Cold is shaking hands with Satan himself! For the love of God, someone tell me this is not happening! Stone Cold has sold his soul to Satan himself to win the WWF Championship!