main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
Don’t trust white boys named Hunter
Daniel Bryan pregnancy test
Those images should be reversed.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
still shocked that drizzy beat the streak
He never moved after the undertaker lost.
This niggas face is gonna be on the internet for an eternity. The corniest of memes will be made from this for years to come.
just go with it guys and maybe they’ll believe it too